These two commercials make me want to shoot myself in the head.
Hotspacho? Seriously? And this is SAMUEL L. JACKSON! Why isn’t it: “I want some motherfuckin organic mushrooms in my motherfuckin risotto!”?
Is that rain? OoOoOoOo … YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO GODDAMNED A WINDOW. Remind me to clean up … [quirky pause] … tomorrow. Today, we’re dancing!
I think I’ll get another Droid when my contract is up.
